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		<title>le sur peas</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/12/le-sur-peas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>just me</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Restaurants/Bars]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://talesfromtheshifts.com/?p=582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[a man and a woman sit at a two top of mine one night. i greet them and they tell me they need some time to look over the menu. i give them a few minutes and go back&#8230;they still need more time. fine. few minutes later i go back. The woman has decided&#8230;after staring [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is America!!</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/12/this-is-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimithy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Restaurants/Bars]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://talesfromtheshifts.com/?p=610</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I once took a credit card from a young woman at a table with 2 other men. Before I could even flinch as to move away from this table of 3 personas, one of the men shouted at me, &#8220;Hey ,don&#8217;t you dare take her card!!&#8221; Sorry, I replied, she gave it up first, I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Food Court [Irvine, CA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/12/food-court-irvine-ca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 02:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Restaurants/Bars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shitty Tips]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://talesfromtheshifts.com/?p=608</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To all you assholes who either A- tip poorly or B- don't tip at all..here is some advice: Go F*CK yourself, learn some damn manners and if you have a problem with that, then go to the fricken food court. F*ck you very much....]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Movember [Hollywood, CA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/12/movember-hollywood-ca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Office]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently my boss thought MOVEMBER men't she didn't have to shave her legs. Playing footsie with Chewbacca was fun! WOOF!...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Jail Rules [Los Angeles, CA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/11/jail-rules-los-angeles-ca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 21:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Restaurants/Bars]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://talesfromtheshifts.com/?p=589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is it that I can use a can of pineapple juice to make a busser do anything I want. For a can of pineapple juice a busser would pour drinks for me all night, clean puke off the bar, and give me a ride home on his shoulders. Servers are a little more expensive. They will do anything for a red bull. #Makesnosense...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>F*ck my Bike [Los Angeles, CA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/10/fck-my-bike-los-angeles-ca/</link>
		<comments>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/10/fck-my-bike-los-angeles-ca/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling hollywood blvd on my bike. Everywhere I went, gangs, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat" "Pig on wheels". " Thats a girls bike you muppet f*ck" and "Go on pussy, Do a wheelie.".. I felt like paul blart the mall cop. Greeaaatttttt!...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Office Party Bitches</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/09/office-party-bitches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 23:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TeCh SuCkEr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Office]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://talesfromtheshifts.com/?p=575</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yet again the Office Party Bitches (OPB) are planning another crappy office party. For them OPB means: Office Party Bashers. D-U-M-B!!! I hate those idiots! They make everyone play a part in all the “fun”. More like commiting to f*ck. “Oh dude, bring the cake, okay?” they say. “No, I`d rather bring the shit, okay?” [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Boss Farts [Los Angeles, CA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/09/my-boss-farts-los-angeles-ca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 23:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricaBerry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I was kidding when I say my boss smells like farts, but I&#8217;m not.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;m in Lesbians with you [Athens, GA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/08/562/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought it would be a good idea to tell this hot girl from work that "Im in lesbians with her"...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Not Water [Redondo Beach, CA]</title>
		<link>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/08/thats-not-water-redondo-beach-ca/</link>
		<comments>http://talesfromtheshifts.com/2011/08/thats-not-water-redondo-beach-ca/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Restaurants/Bars]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://talesfromtheshifts.com/?p=565</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I work at a restaurant that is very strict about drinking but we like to bend the rules and sneak booze in on the weekends...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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