I work at a day care center and my manager asked me to throw away the old toys because we are getting new ones. I cant because I’ve seen Toy story 3 too many times, and thinking about them in the dump makes me cry. Im 38

A rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she slapped me in the face, and told me she wasn’t fat, and how she is not super sized she is big boned. She was a family meal and I was doing my job

Im a lifeguard at a local community pool, a couple of  kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool pretending to be drowning at the same time. Who ever was saved first won. I caught on pretty quick. They spent the better part of the day laying face down in the water until they had to take a breath.