To all you assholes who either A- tip poorly or B- don’t tip at all..here is some advice: Go F*CK yourself, learn some damn manners and if you have a problem with that, then go to the fricken food court. F*ck you very much.

This guy comes in twice a week in a Porsche hat, will only order sodas from bussers, uses our wi-fi, and has never tipped me a dollar or said a word to me. For some reason he also wrote a Yelp review about how I’m a bad server. I wish I could Yelp about him being a 5 star douchebag.

I had a table for over an hour. They were very nice and everything seemed to be going well. When I looked at the tip they gave me 2 $1 bills and a Canadian bill of some sort. I hope my landlord is Canadian.

Your girlfriend would not be impressed by this

We had a pre set dinner menu for a hundred dollars plus tax.You write like a 4yr old. Thanks a lot Hallmark holiday!!!

A couple comes to the bar to have a drink before they sit down for dinner. The girl is 7’12 and the guy is a short little weenie and it is very clear that is the fist date judging by how nervous the guy is. The guy asked for our blueberry sake and ask me to warm it up, I laughed and told him we didn’t have that and also we don’t do that.(cough pussy) He orders 2 hot sakes and asked for the check so he could go to his table. He tipped me 0. Once he was at his table he complains to his server that I suck as a bartender and how he use to bar-tend bla bla bla, What he didn’t know was the server was my girlfriend who was telling me everything. Finally the bill come and his card is DECLINED. In the end his 7’14 wnba player gf had to pay for the whole thing. HA HA HA Karma’s a bitch Asshole!