Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling hollywood blvd on my bike. Everywhere I went, gangs, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like “Bike twat” “Pig on wheels”. ” Thats a girls bike you muppet f*ck” and “Go on pussy, Do a wheelie.”.. I felt like paul blart the mall cop. Greeaaatttttt!