Yet again the Office Party Bitches (OPB) are planning another crappy office party.
For them OPB means: Office Party Bashers.
D-U-M-B!!!
I hate those idiots! They make everyone play a part in all the “fun”. More like commiting to f*ck.
“Oh dude, bring the cake, okay?” they say. “No, I`d rather bring the shit, okay?” my answer.
“Bring the cherry suckers, man!” they say. “Since when does your cock taste like cherries?”
It goes on and on, everyday. Then comes the dreaded mother f*cker party.
My friends and me go into the other rooms to f*ck the wet stripperes we hired.
The OPB come inand ruin it all. It usually happens when I`m blasting somebody`s virginity.
Yeah that`s my story.
Hope you assholes liked it!

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