I work at a restaurant that is very strict about drinking, but we like to bend the rules and sneak booze in on the weekends. I brought some vodka in a water bottle thinking I was a genius and no one would ever know. Did I say worked at a restaurant? I meant used to work at a restaurant. My boss tried something super spicy in the kitchen and needed something to wet the old whistle, which happened to be the water bottle filled with vodka in my hand.